1 00:00:03,699 --> 00:00:05,917 I'm bored. 2 00:00:05,918 --> 00:00:08,703 I'm gonna try drug cigarettes and also join a gang! 3 00:00:08,704 --> 00:00:11,445 How about trying football instead? 4 00:00:11,446 --> 00:00:13,186 Yay! 5 00:00:13,187 --> 00:00:15,492 You can discover your love of football 6 00:00:15,493 --> 00:00:18,452 at Reggie Dinkins' MVP Football Camp. 7 00:00:18,453 --> 00:00:20,280 It's free for kids in need-- 8 00:00:20,281 --> 00:00:22,412 of money and fun. 9 00:00:22,413 --> 00:00:25,589 'Cause football is the real touchdown! 10 00:00:26,939 --> 00:00:29,550 ♪ Reggie Dinkins' Football Camp ♪ 11 00:00:29,551 --> 00:00:31,639 ♪ Reggie Dinkins' Football Camp ♪ 12 00:00:31,640 --> 00:00:32,596 ♪ Fresh 13 00:00:32,597 --> 00:00:33,641 I told you. 14 00:00:33,642 --> 00:00:36,165 In 2004, you had the straight hair, 15 00:00:36,166 --> 00:00:38,602 and I had the afro. 16 00:00:38,603 --> 00:00:39,734 Fascinating. 17 00:00:39,735 --> 00:00:41,910 Now, can we get some work things done? 18 00:00:41,911 --> 00:00:43,607 OK. Have fun! 19 00:00:43,608 --> 00:00:44,565 OK. 20 00:00:44,566 --> 00:00:46,436 I told RussiaBet88 you're a no 21 00:00:46,437 --> 00:00:47,611 for their "Even Losers Can Win" campaign. 22 00:00:47,612 --> 00:00:49,352 - Good call. - Tucker Carlson called. 23 00:00:49,353 --> 00:00:50,397 Wants to meet a Black person. 24 00:00:50,398 --> 00:00:51,702 - No, thank you. - Yeah. 25 00:00:51,703 --> 00:00:52,921 Oh, and this one could be a good opportunity. 26 00:00:52,922 --> 00:00:54,140 Listening. 27 00:00:54,141 --> 00:00:55,358 The Boys and Girls Club of Newark wants 28 00:00:55,359 --> 00:00:56,881 to auction off a lunch with you. 29 00:00:56,882 --> 00:00:58,187 Hard pass. 30 00:00:58,188 --> 00:00:59,232 Are you sure? 31 00:00:59,233 --> 00:01:00,668 It's for charity. 32 00:01:00,669 --> 00:01:02,583 The only people that bid on those auctions 33 00:01:02,584 --> 00:01:05,064 be Jets fans that want to throw eggs at me. 34 00:01:05,065 --> 00:01:06,587 What about doing that? 35 00:01:06,588 --> 00:01:08,632 What, straighten my hair again? 36 00:01:08,633 --> 00:01:10,025 I don't know. 37 00:01:10,026 --> 00:01:12,419 People on the streets kept calling me André 1000. 38 00:01:12,420 --> 00:01:14,334 No, the football camp! 39 00:01:14,335 --> 00:01:16,945 That field is still available. 40 00:01:16,946 --> 00:01:18,120 OK, yeah. 41 00:01:18,121 --> 00:01:20,166 Charity, kids. 42 00:01:20,167 --> 00:01:22,298 A food desert, so no eggs. 43 00:01:22,299 --> 00:01:24,387 When people see this, they'll be like, 44 00:01:24,388 --> 00:01:28,217 how could such a hard body contain such a soft heart? 45 00:01:28,218 --> 00:01:30,959 No, Reg, the camp was never for PR. 46 00:01:30,960 --> 00:01:33,135 If we do it again, it's gonna be for the kids. 47 00:01:33,136 --> 00:01:34,832 Just like back in the day. 48 00:01:34,833 --> 00:01:36,399 Maybe you two have gotten so caught up 49 00:01:36,400 --> 00:01:37,748 in chasing what you lost 50 00:01:37,749 --> 00:01:39,577 that you've forgotten who you are. 51 00:01:41,318 --> 00:01:43,145 I mean, maybe so. 52 00:01:43,146 --> 00:01:45,626 I did like working with those kids. 53 00:01:45,627 --> 00:01:48,194 Maybe we get the same ones to come back this time. 54 00:01:48,195 --> 00:01:49,804 Reggie, that was 20 years ago. 55 00:01:49,805 --> 00:01:50,979 They're grown up now. 56 00:01:50,980 --> 00:01:52,937 Yup, new kids. 57 00:01:52,938 --> 00:01:54,548 ♪ The Fall and Rise 58 00:01:54,549 --> 00:01:59,814 ♪ Of Reggie Dinkins 59 00:01:59,815 --> 00:02:02,251 I have continued to try to convince the NFL 60 00:02:02,252 --> 00:02:03,818 to let me use game footage. 61 00:02:03,819 --> 00:02:06,255 Their latest offer is a hard no. 62 00:02:06,256 --> 00:02:10,216 But they have agreed to let me say the words "Super Bowl," 63 00:02:10,217 --> 00:02:15,960 provided I have a bowl of soup nearby. 64 00:02:15,961 --> 00:02:19,442 But for a sports documentary, we are, 65 00:02:19,443 --> 00:02:21,401 uh, quite short on action. 66 00:02:23,839 --> 00:02:24,839 Kick! 67 00:02:31,194 --> 00:02:34,328 Brina, where's my shoe pole? 68 00:02:36,678 --> 00:02:37,634 Let's do this. 69 00:02:37,635 --> 00:02:39,506 Reggie Dinkins Football Camp. 70 00:02:39,507 --> 00:02:42,117 When do kids start needing jockstraps? 71 00:02:42,118 --> 00:02:43,858 It's early now, right? 72 00:02:43,859 --> 00:02:45,033 'Cause of milk? 73 00:02:45,034 --> 00:02:46,121 - Who's my next victim? - Come on up. 74 00:02:46,122 --> 00:02:47,340 He don't bite, except me. 75 00:02:48,646 --> 00:02:50,170 Basmati. 76 00:02:52,172 --> 00:02:53,259 Ain't this some-- 77 00:02:53,260 --> 00:02:54,956 Jerry Basmati and Reggie? 78 00:02:56,176 --> 00:02:58,264 That rivalry was intense. 79 00:02:58,265 --> 00:02:59,352 I mean, Reggie went to Rutgers, 80 00:02:59,353 --> 00:03:00,353 Jerry went to Penn State. 81 00:03:00,354 --> 00:03:01,484 Reggie played for the Jets, 82 00:03:01,485 --> 00:03:02,964 Jerry played for the Dolphins. 83 00:03:02,965 --> 00:03:04,531 Reggie endorsed Ex-Lax, 84 00:03:04,532 --> 00:03:06,533 Jerry endorsed Imodium A-D. 85 00:03:06,534 --> 00:03:09,275 They were Magic and Bird, but both Black, 86 00:03:09,276 --> 00:03:10,972 so Magic and Magic. 87 00:03:10,973 --> 00:03:14,062 But after Reggie got kicked out of football... 88 00:03:14,063 --> 00:03:15,890 That guy stole my life. 89 00:03:15,891 --> 00:03:18,545 Jerry Basmati could never stop me, 90 00:03:18,546 --> 00:03:20,721 but now he's in the Hall of Fame! 91 00:03:20,722 --> 00:03:22,810 He's calling games and co-hosting 92 00:03:22,811 --> 00:03:25,073 a morning show with a blonde lady named 93 00:03:25,074 --> 00:03:26,944 Kylie or Kelly or something. 94 00:03:28,295 --> 00:03:30,905 A dog that can vape? 95 00:03:30,906 --> 00:03:33,212 That's coming up next on "AM New Jersey." 96 00:03:33,213 --> 00:03:35,431 That should be me. 97 00:03:35,432 --> 00:03:36,737 Ten dollars more, I'll sign it. 98 00:03:36,738 --> 00:03:37,912 Thank you very much. 99 00:03:37,913 --> 00:03:39,522 Welcome to my world. 100 00:03:39,523 --> 00:03:40,915 Let's get out of here. 101 00:03:40,916 --> 00:03:42,351 I don't want to deal with those fake-ass people. 102 00:03:42,352 --> 00:03:44,092 Holy smokes. 103 00:03:44,093 --> 00:03:46,094 Reggie, Monica, Busty! 104 00:03:46,095 --> 00:03:47,400 The Dinkins! 105 00:03:47,401 --> 00:03:49,097 You know it's not Busty. 106 00:03:49,098 --> 00:03:50,533 Boo! 107 00:03:50,534 --> 00:03:51,534 Boo! 108 00:03:51,535 --> 00:03:52,796 I hate you more than my job 109 00:03:52,797 --> 00:03:53,971 I'm supposed to be at right now. 110 00:03:53,972 --> 00:03:56,322 Now, now, now, now, everyone be cool. 111 00:03:56,323 --> 00:03:57,932 This man's a living legend. 112 00:03:57,933 --> 00:03:59,673 He deserves our respect. 113 00:03:59,674 --> 00:04:00,674 Come on over here, Reggie. 114 00:04:00,675 --> 00:04:01,936 Come over here with your boy. 115 00:04:01,937 --> 00:04:03,154 Reggie, come on, man. 116 00:04:03,155 --> 00:04:06,027 How you doing, man? 117 00:04:06,028 --> 00:04:08,421 Look, we all make mistakes, 118 00:04:08,422 --> 00:04:10,771 and we all deserve a second chance. 119 00:04:10,772 --> 00:04:13,600 Plus, us brothers gotta stick together. 120 00:04:13,601 --> 00:04:15,428 Sure, we had beef back in the day, 121 00:04:15,429 --> 00:04:17,300 but we left that on the field. 122 00:04:18,606 --> 00:04:20,607 What's with the cameras? 123 00:04:20,608 --> 00:04:22,043 Making a movie, you know? 124 00:04:22,044 --> 00:04:23,523 About the old days. 125 00:04:23,524 --> 00:04:26,526 Also about my quest to solve my uncle's murder, right? 126 00:04:26,527 --> 00:04:28,354 But we're here 'cause I'm starting up 127 00:04:28,355 --> 00:04:29,964 my old football camp again. 128 00:04:29,965 --> 00:04:31,313 Mm. 129 00:04:33,098 --> 00:04:36,884 As it says in Proverbs 22:6, 130 00:04:36,885 --> 00:04:40,061 "Train up a child in the way he should go, 131 00:04:40,062 --> 00:04:43,325 and when he is old, he will not depart from it." 132 00:04:43,326 --> 00:04:44,631 Bible! 133 00:04:44,632 --> 00:04:46,676 Monica! 134 00:04:46,677 --> 00:04:49,375 Oh, my God, girl, you look exactly the same. 135 00:04:49,376 --> 00:04:51,420 It's so good to see you! 136 00:04:53,423 --> 00:04:55,337 Oh, when are we gonna go get dinner? 137 00:04:55,338 --> 00:04:56,947 Yes, please! OK. 138 00:04:56,948 --> 00:04:58,775 But, um, Jerry and I are actually 139 00:04:58,776 --> 00:05:00,560 taking the kids on a mission trip to Haiti 140 00:05:00,561 --> 00:05:01,822 to build a Sweetgreen, 141 00:05:01,823 --> 00:05:04,172 but I will call you when I get back. 142 00:05:04,173 --> 00:05:05,652 My word, OK? 143 00:05:05,653 --> 00:05:08,045 Reggie, Reggie, Reggie. 144 00:05:08,046 --> 00:05:09,525 My man. 145 00:05:09,526 --> 00:05:12,441 Can't believe how nice it was to see the Basmatis. 146 00:05:12,442 --> 00:05:13,790 Seriously? 147 00:05:13,791 --> 00:05:16,358 Do you remember how he used to drag you? 148 00:05:16,359 --> 00:05:17,838 Reggie Dinkins is a punk 149 00:05:17,839 --> 00:05:19,883 who wouldn't be nothing without that O-line! 150 00:05:19,884 --> 00:05:22,843 His "SNL" with Hoobastank was a season low point. 151 00:05:22,844 --> 00:05:24,192 The Basmatis are the worst. 152 00:05:24,193 --> 00:05:25,628 Both of them. 153 00:05:25,629 --> 00:05:27,848 I mean, sure, our husbands are rivals on the field, 154 00:05:27,849 --> 00:05:31,504 but I feel zero competition with Monica. 155 00:05:31,505 --> 00:05:33,027 And I don't care what anyone says-- 156 00:05:33,028 --> 00:05:37,379 she's nice and her teeth don't look like a bear trap. 157 00:05:37,380 --> 00:05:39,033 Come on, let it go. 158 00:05:39,034 --> 00:05:41,470 You can't say she wasn't being nice to you in there. 159 00:05:41,471 --> 00:05:43,385 She said you haven't aged. 160 00:05:43,386 --> 00:05:44,604 Yeah. 161 00:05:44,605 --> 00:05:47,084 I don't know how, but that was a dig. 162 00:05:47,085 --> 00:05:50,045 Like, is she calling me a vampire? 163 00:05:54,963 --> 00:05:57,007 What the hell? 164 00:05:58,227 --> 00:05:59,533 Dinkins! 165 00:06:00,577 --> 00:06:01,925 What are you doing here, Jerry? 166 00:06:01,926 --> 00:06:03,492 Hey, Reg, here's the thing. 167 00:06:03,493 --> 00:06:04,711 I still hate you, 168 00:06:04,712 --> 00:06:06,277 and I'm trying to blow up your spot. 169 00:06:06,278 --> 00:06:07,714 You like it? 170 00:06:07,715 --> 00:06:09,237 It's gonna make yours look like a Taco Bell 171 00:06:09,238 --> 00:06:10,891 next to a Outback Steakhouse. 172 00:06:10,892 --> 00:06:13,546 Is one of those supposed to be better than the other? 173 00:06:13,547 --> 00:06:15,069 I normally do my camp upstate, 174 00:06:15,070 --> 00:06:17,245 but I couldn't resist showing everyone 175 00:06:17,246 --> 00:06:18,681 what a joke you are. 176 00:06:18,682 --> 00:06:21,510 What happened to us brothers gotta stick together? 177 00:06:21,511 --> 00:06:23,512 That was for the crowd, man. 178 00:06:23,513 --> 00:06:26,123 You think the Black community is a monolith? 179 00:06:26,124 --> 00:06:28,474 I'm an individual with my own opinions, 180 00:06:28,475 --> 00:06:30,780 and I hate your ass. 181 00:06:30,781 --> 00:06:33,217 If you use any of this, I'll just say it was AI 182 00:06:33,218 --> 00:06:34,480 and sue you to death. 183 00:06:34,481 --> 00:06:35,916 Ooh, that's too many fingers. 184 00:06:38,615 --> 00:06:39,747 Ain't that some-- 185 00:06:41,618 --> 00:06:43,271 Jerry Basmati is two-faced, 186 00:06:43,272 --> 00:06:44,707 like that Batman villain, 187 00:06:44,708 --> 00:06:45,969 the Joker. 188 00:06:45,970 --> 00:06:48,102 He seems all funny and charming. 189 00:06:48,103 --> 00:06:49,886 Turns out, actually, 190 00:06:49,887 --> 00:06:51,279 he's a bad guy. 191 00:06:51,280 --> 00:06:53,673 Basmati has always been a dirty player. 192 00:06:53,674 --> 00:06:56,284 But my dad has always gotten the best of him. 193 00:06:56,285 --> 00:06:59,287 Especially on The Crotchdown. 194 00:06:59,288 --> 00:07:01,637 I mean, I guess we still can't show NFL stuff. 195 00:07:01,638 --> 00:07:03,509 But, uh, one time, 196 00:07:03,510 --> 00:07:06,250 Reggie tried to hurdle Basmati, 197 00:07:06,251 --> 00:07:08,209 and he didn't get all the way over. 198 00:07:08,210 --> 00:07:11,604 And he just landed perfectly on his shoulders 199 00:07:11,605 --> 00:07:16,086 and then rode him into the end zone. 200 00:07:16,087 --> 00:07:17,479 Crotchdown! 201 00:07:17,480 --> 00:07:19,481 Now, look, the Basmatis hate us, 202 00:07:19,482 --> 00:07:21,875 and we hate them, believe me. 203 00:07:21,876 --> 00:07:24,225 But the camp ain't about us. 204 00:07:24,226 --> 00:07:27,446 So we're gonna do this like Michelle Obama. 205 00:07:27,447 --> 00:07:29,186 Wait--we're gonna skip Jimmy Carter's funeral? 206 00:07:29,187 --> 00:07:30,361 No. 207 00:07:30,362 --> 00:07:32,189 When they go low, we go high. 208 00:07:32,190 --> 00:07:33,408 Oh, no way. 209 00:07:33,409 --> 00:07:35,454 I'm not going high with Jerry. 210 00:07:35,455 --> 00:07:38,152 The only way we're doing this like the Obamas 211 00:07:38,153 --> 00:07:40,328 is if I get to order a drone strike 212 00:07:40,329 --> 00:07:42,286 on the Basmati compound. 213 00:07:42,287 --> 00:07:44,724 A rivalry rekindled. 214 00:07:44,725 --> 00:07:47,335 Two aging gladiators face off once again. 215 00:07:47,336 --> 00:07:48,815 Their Colosseum? 216 00:07:48,816 --> 00:07:51,208 A children's sport camp. 217 00:07:51,209 --> 00:07:53,776 Look, I know it's not exactly the Super-- 218 00:07:53,777 --> 00:07:55,604 where is my soup? 219 00:07:56,998 --> 00:07:58,564 ♪ All my life, been grinding all my life ♪ 220 00:07:58,565 --> 00:08:01,001 ♪ Sacrificed, hustled, paid the price ♪ 221 00:08:01,002 --> 00:08:03,133 ♪ Want a slice, got to roll the dice ♪ 222 00:08:03,134 --> 00:08:04,483 No fair! 223 00:08:04,484 --> 00:08:06,615 His kids don't even look underprivileged. 224 00:08:06,616 --> 00:08:08,095 There's nothing I love more 225 00:08:08,096 --> 00:08:09,662 than giving back to the community. 226 00:08:09,663 --> 00:08:12,360 After all, you can't spell "community" without, 227 00:08:12,361 --> 00:08:14,710 "Mm, unity." 228 00:08:17,061 --> 00:08:19,236 ♪ Don't know a like myself ♪ 229 00:08:19,237 --> 00:08:21,151 ♪ I say self-made, meaning I designed myself ♪ 230 00:08:21,152 --> 00:08:22,849 That man is crazy. 231 00:08:22,850 --> 00:08:26,766 Oh, my word, Monica, it's like you're following me. 232 00:08:26,767 --> 00:08:28,724 Hi, Tisha. 233 00:08:28,725 --> 00:08:29,986 Two days this week! 234 00:08:29,987 --> 00:08:30,987 Yeah, I know. 235 00:08:30,988 --> 00:08:32,249 It is such a gift 236 00:08:32,250 --> 00:08:35,818 to help these kids alongside our husbands. 237 00:08:35,819 --> 00:08:38,604 Oh, I'm sorry, I just get mixed up, 238 00:08:38,605 --> 00:08:40,170 'cause you're not married to him anymore, 239 00:08:40,171 --> 00:08:42,129 and you're not married to him yet. 240 00:08:42,130 --> 00:08:45,045 It's like, is anyone married around here but moi? 241 00:08:45,046 --> 00:08:46,612 I'm sorry, Tisha, 242 00:08:46,613 --> 00:08:48,396 but if you want to drag anyone, 243 00:08:48,397 --> 00:08:51,921 you should drag yourself back to Dr. Miami of Ohio 244 00:08:51,922 --> 00:08:54,838 to make your hands the same age as your face. 245 00:08:57,493 --> 00:08:59,277 See y'all on the field. 246 00:09:02,019 --> 00:09:05,021 Let's go, campers, let's go. 247 00:09:05,022 --> 00:09:06,675 Come on, man! 248 00:09:06,676 --> 00:09:10,418 Hey, I'm just teaching these kids to play the game. 249 00:09:10,419 --> 00:09:12,986 It's all about visualizing your opponent. 250 00:09:12,987 --> 00:09:14,857 Why do they have bats? 251 00:09:14,858 --> 00:09:16,380 This is a football camp. 252 00:09:16,381 --> 00:09:18,948 Man, why are you doing this? 253 00:09:18,949 --> 00:09:20,950 You already have everything. 254 00:09:24,694 --> 00:09:27,000 And you know why I have all of that? 255 00:09:27,001 --> 00:09:28,654 Because I know you want it. 256 00:09:28,655 --> 00:09:30,612 When you won the Heisman over me, 257 00:09:30,613 --> 00:09:32,396 when you were drafted above me, 258 00:09:32,397 --> 00:09:34,224 I took all of that personally, 259 00:09:34,225 --> 00:09:35,399 and I never let it go. 260 00:09:35,400 --> 00:09:36,575 Seems unhealthy. 261 00:09:36,576 --> 00:09:37,967 And now that I'm out front, 262 00:09:37,968 --> 00:09:39,142 I'm never giving it up. 263 00:09:39,143 --> 00:09:40,927 Is this about The Crotchdown? 264 00:09:40,928 --> 00:09:42,363 No. 265 00:09:42,364 --> 00:09:44,757 I don't care about that dumb "Mad Magazine" cover, 266 00:09:44,758 --> 00:09:46,976 or that it was the first-ever meme, 267 00:09:46,977 --> 00:09:48,543 or that Jerry Crotchmati was 268 00:09:48,544 --> 00:09:51,241 the best-selling Halloween costume of 2004. 269 00:09:51,242 --> 00:09:53,417 I never thought about it, but yeah, 270 00:09:53,418 --> 00:09:56,420 you never won anything until I was gone. 271 00:09:56,421 --> 00:09:58,205 You never beat me on the football field, 272 00:09:58,206 --> 00:10:00,207 not one time. 273 00:10:00,208 --> 00:10:01,295 This is a time! 274 00:10:01,296 --> 00:10:02,905 And this is a field. 275 00:10:02,906 --> 00:10:04,820 So let's settle this here and now. 276 00:10:04,821 --> 00:10:06,517 My campers versus yours. 277 00:10:06,518 --> 00:10:07,867 You wanna unleash the dog? 278 00:10:07,868 --> 00:10:09,259 - Yeah. - Well, you got him. 279 00:10:09,260 --> 00:10:10,521 Yip, yip, woof, yip! 280 00:10:10,522 --> 00:10:11,566 The hell was that? 281 00:10:11,567 --> 00:10:13,046 Small dogs are the craziest. 282 00:10:13,047 --> 00:10:14,482 Now get out of here! 283 00:10:16,224 --> 00:10:18,051 Let's go! 284 00:10:19,488 --> 00:10:21,794 OK, yeah. 285 00:10:23,100 --> 00:10:25,275 I wanted action, I am getting it. 286 00:10:25,276 --> 00:10:27,451 Finally, literal conflict. 287 00:10:27,452 --> 00:10:28,975 For the past two months, I have done nothing 288 00:10:28,976 --> 00:10:31,499 but eat, sleep, and breathe this documentary. 289 00:10:31,500 --> 00:10:32,761 And now look. 290 00:10:32,762 --> 00:10:34,197 We are out in the world. - Mm. 291 00:10:34,198 --> 00:10:35,808 Sun is shining, blood is pumping, 292 00:10:35,809 --> 00:10:38,245 and something is about to happen. 293 00:10:38,246 --> 00:10:39,595 I can feel it. 294 00:10:40,988 --> 00:10:42,815 - What you doin'? - I'm just doing my thing. 295 00:10:42,816 --> 00:10:43,990 I'm the director in charge of all this. 296 00:10:43,991 --> 00:10:44,992 What you doin'? 297 00:10:46,733 --> 00:10:48,472 What was that with Tisha? 298 00:10:48,473 --> 00:10:50,083 High road, remember? 299 00:10:50,084 --> 00:10:51,475 I'm sorry, Monica. 300 00:10:51,476 --> 00:10:53,739 I don't start fights, but I do finish them. 301 00:10:53,740 --> 00:10:55,958 Nobody talks to my friend like that and get away with it 302 00:10:55,959 --> 00:10:57,307 just 'cause they smiling. 303 00:10:57,308 --> 00:10:58,831 Maybe it's a generational thing. 304 00:10:58,832 --> 00:11:02,269 Before I learned to read, I learned to read--for filth. 305 00:11:02,270 --> 00:11:03,574 Yeah, I get it. 306 00:11:03,575 --> 00:11:04,967 And this might sound a little old-fashioned, 307 00:11:04,968 --> 00:11:07,317 but grace and poise. 308 00:11:07,318 --> 00:11:09,755 I'm all about grace and poise, 309 00:11:09,756 --> 00:11:12,366 but what has going high ever got anybody? 310 00:11:12,367 --> 00:11:14,368 Mitch McConnell ran all over y'all. 311 00:11:14,369 --> 00:11:16,370 So what do you want me to do? 312 00:11:16,371 --> 00:11:19,155 Go up to Tisha and be all, 313 00:11:19,156 --> 00:11:20,591 "I don't think so, girl, 314 00:11:20,592 --> 00:11:23,072 "but you need to go stand on your head 315 00:11:23,073 --> 00:11:25,422 "and make that smile the frown you should have, 316 00:11:25,423 --> 00:11:27,947 'cause who you are inside is bad, girl." 317 00:11:29,253 --> 00:11:30,340 What would that accomplish? 318 00:11:30,341 --> 00:11:32,299 That would accomplish nothing. 319 00:11:32,300 --> 00:11:35,606 So please, could you do it my way just for the day? 320 00:11:35,607 --> 00:11:38,000 I mean, it's a camp. It's for the kids. 321 00:11:38,001 --> 00:11:41,612 ♪ Oh 322 00:11:41,613 --> 00:11:47,706 ♪ Say, can you see 323 00:11:47,707 --> 00:11:53,060 ♪ By the dawn's early light 324 00:11:55,018 --> 00:11:56,932 - So you make movies? - Mm. 325 00:11:56,933 --> 00:11:57,846 You ever work with Paul Giamatti? 326 00:11:57,847 --> 00:11:59,413 That dude does not miss. 327 00:11:59,414 --> 00:12:01,328 - Oh, I did meet Paul once. - Nice. 328 00:12:01,329 --> 00:12:04,418 Um, on a red carpet at an award show. 329 00:12:04,419 --> 00:12:05,724 OK. 330 00:12:05,725 --> 00:12:07,334 Put on by the Academy. 331 00:12:07,335 --> 00:12:08,509 Which one? 332 00:12:08,510 --> 00:12:09,815 Of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences. 333 00:12:09,816 --> 00:12:11,251 Cool. 334 00:12:11,252 --> 00:12:12,469 Yeah, it was the Oscars. 335 00:12:12,470 --> 00:12:13,949 I--I have an Oscar. 336 00:12:13,950 --> 00:12:15,298 - Oh, damn. - Yeah. 337 00:12:18,520 --> 00:12:22,088 OK, now we gotta get out there 338 00:12:22,089 --> 00:12:25,526 and destroy Jerry Basmati-- 339 00:12:25,527 --> 00:12:26,745 's team! 340 00:12:26,746 --> 00:12:28,181 Why? He's nice. 341 00:12:28,182 --> 00:12:30,705 Uh, he raps the Bible on "The Miss Janice Show." 342 00:12:30,706 --> 00:12:32,141 ♪ Do unto others as you 343 00:12:32,142 --> 00:12:33,969 ♪ Would have them do unto you 344 00:12:33,970 --> 00:12:35,362 ♪ Break it down 345 00:12:35,363 --> 00:12:36,580 That's an act. 346 00:12:36,581 --> 00:12:37,973 He's the devil! 347 00:12:37,974 --> 00:12:39,496 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. 348 00:12:39,497 --> 00:12:41,194 This is not about destroying anyone. 349 00:12:41,195 --> 00:12:42,673 That's not who we are. 350 00:12:42,674 --> 00:12:44,110 It's about having fun. 351 00:12:44,111 --> 00:12:47,722 Having fun busting the other team in the mouth! 352 00:12:47,723 --> 00:12:48,854 Stop. 353 00:12:48,855 --> 00:12:50,769 This camp is not about our grudges, 354 00:12:50,770 --> 00:12:52,031 it's about you. 355 00:12:52,032 --> 00:12:54,468 You busting the other team in the mouth! 356 00:12:54,469 --> 00:12:55,643 No. 357 00:12:55,644 --> 00:12:57,906 When they go low, we go high. 358 00:12:57,907 --> 00:13:00,039 Why won't anybody Obama with me? 359 00:13:00,040 --> 00:13:01,649 Yes, we can-- 360 00:13:01,650 --> 00:13:03,520 bust the other team in the mouth! 361 00:13:06,568 --> 00:13:08,612 Let's go! 362 00:13:08,613 --> 00:13:09,875 Yeah! 363 00:13:11,051 --> 00:13:12,400 Halftime. 364 00:13:14,445 --> 00:13:15,576 Monica! 365 00:13:15,577 --> 00:13:16,578 Monica! 366 00:13:17,884 --> 00:13:19,623 Do you need a hat? 367 00:13:19,624 --> 00:13:22,888 I'm getting a lot of glare off your forehead. 368 00:13:22,889 --> 00:13:24,759 We have extra-larges. 369 00:13:24,760 --> 00:13:25,847 No, thank you! 370 00:13:25,848 --> 00:13:27,196 I will get you one! 371 00:13:27,197 --> 00:13:28,807 I will get you one. 372 00:13:28,808 --> 00:13:29,895 So sweet. 373 00:13:29,896 --> 00:13:31,679 This sucks. 374 00:13:31,680 --> 00:13:33,507 Your way sucks. 375 00:13:33,508 --> 00:13:36,118 I have a Beyoncé quote you might like. 376 00:13:36,119 --> 00:13:37,816 I'm listening. 377 00:13:37,817 --> 00:13:39,165 Always stay gracious. 378 00:13:39,166 --> 00:13:40,906 The best revenge is your paper. 379 00:13:40,907 --> 00:13:42,690 And we got our paper. 380 00:13:42,691 --> 00:13:44,648 My family is taken care of. 381 00:13:44,649 --> 00:13:46,346 You do handle that paper. 382 00:13:46,347 --> 00:13:48,609 I got in early on Ozempic after they started making 383 00:13:48,610 --> 00:13:50,916 those pizzas where the crust is churros. 384 00:13:50,917 --> 00:13:52,265 - Oh! - Turns out, 385 00:13:52,266 --> 00:13:54,658 our kids actually can't play football, 386 00:13:54,659 --> 00:13:56,312 'cause we never taught them. 387 00:13:56,313 --> 00:13:58,619 That's what doing the football camp was for. 388 00:13:59,882 --> 00:14:02,188 That was brutal. 389 00:14:02,189 --> 00:14:04,407 Man, your campers are even worse than I thought. 390 00:14:04,408 --> 00:14:06,192 What do you want, Basmati? 391 00:14:06,193 --> 00:14:07,933 You bore me, Reggie. 392 00:14:07,934 --> 00:14:09,064 I'm bored. 393 00:14:10,806 --> 00:14:12,763 How about this? 394 00:14:12,764 --> 00:14:15,114 I'll go on TV Monday morning 395 00:14:15,115 --> 00:14:16,942 and tell everyone you're a great guy, 396 00:14:16,943 --> 00:14:18,378 your camp doesn't suck, 397 00:14:18,379 --> 00:14:21,903 and you actually deserve to be in the Hall of Fame. 398 00:14:21,904 --> 00:14:23,165 Really? 399 00:14:23,166 --> 00:14:25,951 If those little unflushed turds you coach... 400 00:14:25,952 --> 00:14:27,256 Jerry, damn. 401 00:14:27,257 --> 00:14:29,693 Could just score one point. 402 00:14:29,694 --> 00:14:31,304 How would you even score just one point? 403 00:14:31,305 --> 00:14:32,479 That makes no sense. 404 00:14:32,480 --> 00:14:34,046 A safety on a two-point conversion. 405 00:14:34,047 --> 00:14:36,700 But whatever. I mean, score any points. 406 00:14:36,701 --> 00:14:38,833 Jeez, Busty. - Oof. 407 00:14:40,401 --> 00:14:42,185 Let's have some fun, kids! 408 00:14:44,927 --> 00:14:46,058 Letters to Santa Claus? - Yeah? 409 00:14:46,059 --> 00:14:48,626 Just going in the trash. 410 00:14:50,150 --> 00:14:51,411 I should let you get back to work. 411 00:14:51,412 --> 00:14:52,803 Oh, no, no. This--this is work. 412 00:14:52,804 --> 00:14:54,544 I'm here to capture everything that happens. 413 00:14:54,545 --> 00:14:56,503 So please, tell me more about your divorce. 414 00:14:56,504 --> 00:14:58,853 And this Hector fellow, is he strong? 415 00:14:58,854 --> 00:14:59,985 Has he moved on? 416 00:14:59,986 --> 00:15:01,073 Does he have a temper? 417 00:15:01,074 --> 00:15:02,509 How strong is he? 418 00:15:02,510 --> 00:15:05,555 Look, Arthur, I got divorced two months ago. 419 00:15:05,556 --> 00:15:08,602 And between work and basically being a single mom, 420 00:15:08,603 --> 00:15:09,690 I've been busy. 421 00:15:09,691 --> 00:15:11,300 But two months... 422 00:15:11,301 --> 00:15:14,565 Is an awfully long time. 423 00:15:17,655 --> 00:15:19,482 OK, good try. 424 00:15:19,483 --> 00:15:20,570 Oh. 425 00:15:20,571 --> 00:15:23,573 Do our kids not know the rules? 426 00:15:23,574 --> 00:15:24,966 What the what? 427 00:15:24,967 --> 00:15:26,446 I want to bring it back. I want to bring it back. 428 00:15:26,447 --> 00:15:27,316 I want to bring it-- now I want to bring it back in. 429 00:15:27,317 --> 00:15:29,884 Muskelgelee? Oh, hell no. 430 00:15:29,885 --> 00:15:31,016 Y'all ever do signs before? 431 00:15:31,017 --> 00:15:32,147 I can't tell. 432 00:15:32,148 --> 00:15:33,583 Oh, yeah. 433 00:15:33,584 --> 00:15:37,065 Wasn't Reggie their spokesman for, like, 20 years? 434 00:15:37,066 --> 00:15:39,154 That's not a coincidence. 435 00:15:39,155 --> 00:15:41,156 She's messing with our paper. 436 00:15:41,157 --> 00:15:42,549 Mm-hmm. 437 00:15:42,550 --> 00:15:44,551 Which means she's not just messing with me. 438 00:15:44,552 --> 00:15:47,685 She's messing with my whole damn family. 439 00:15:48,730 --> 00:15:49,817 Oh, hi. 440 00:15:49,818 --> 00:15:51,384 And how does that make you feel? 441 00:15:51,385 --> 00:15:52,907 Like going over there and saying, 442 00:15:52,908 --> 00:15:55,170 "Hey, nice top! 443 00:15:55,171 --> 00:15:57,303 Where'd you get it, the toilet store?" 444 00:15:57,304 --> 00:15:59,044 Let's go clear this trick. 445 00:15:59,045 --> 00:16:00,568 Hey, hey. 446 00:16:07,618 --> 00:16:08,923 Oh! 447 00:16:08,924 --> 00:16:10,533 Let's go, campers! 448 00:16:10,534 --> 00:16:12,057 Destroy! 449 00:16:12,058 --> 00:16:13,580 Yeah! 450 00:16:14,799 --> 00:16:17,410 Guys, score once! 451 00:16:17,411 --> 00:16:19,890 You know, win one for the Gipper! 452 00:16:19,891 --> 00:16:21,066 Ronald Reagan? 453 00:16:21,067 --> 00:16:22,893 Um, his record on mental health, 454 00:16:22,894 --> 00:16:25,548 AIDS, the crack epidemic, is hardly inspiring. 455 00:16:25,549 --> 00:16:27,115 I need you to focus, nerd. 456 00:16:27,116 --> 00:16:28,247 Listen up! 457 00:16:28,248 --> 00:16:30,510 We are not going high today. 458 00:16:30,511 --> 00:16:33,078 I want you to get out there and do whatever it takes, 459 00:16:33,079 --> 00:16:34,427 you hear me? 460 00:16:34,428 --> 00:16:37,082 Get out there and rip those Basmatis apart! 461 00:16:37,083 --> 00:16:38,388 No mercy! 462 00:16:40,912 --> 00:16:42,174 No. 463 00:16:42,175 --> 00:16:45,133 Going high is exactly what we're gonna do. 464 00:16:45,134 --> 00:16:47,048 They've been stacking the box against us 465 00:16:47,049 --> 00:16:49,746 all game because we have not once 466 00:16:49,747 --> 00:16:51,792 gotten past the line of scrimmage, 467 00:16:51,793 --> 00:16:55,056 so they'll never see it coming when we air it out. 468 00:16:55,057 --> 00:16:56,884 A go route. 469 00:16:56,885 --> 00:16:59,452 Luis, you got an arm. 470 00:16:59,453 --> 00:17:02,281 I seen you throwing acorns at a rat earlier. 471 00:17:04,414 --> 00:17:06,024 That's what's up. 472 00:17:06,025 --> 00:17:07,242 You our quarterback. 473 00:17:07,243 --> 00:17:09,288 Everybody else, go long! 474 00:17:09,289 --> 00:17:10,767 all: Yeah! 475 00:17:11,813 --> 00:17:13,379 That's game. 476 00:17:13,380 --> 00:17:15,816 That didn't work at all! 477 00:17:15,817 --> 00:17:17,166 Damn! 478 00:17:20,952 --> 00:17:22,083 Hey! 479 00:17:22,084 --> 00:17:24,303 Nice top, where'd you get it? 480 00:17:24,304 --> 00:17:25,695 Oh, my God. 481 00:17:25,696 --> 00:17:28,133 I can't take you anymore. 482 00:17:28,134 --> 00:17:29,612 You're seriously gonna come over here 483 00:17:29,613 --> 00:17:30,961 and compliment my top 484 00:17:30,962 --> 00:17:32,876 after everything I've done to you? 485 00:17:32,877 --> 00:17:34,791 I am working so hard to piss you off, 486 00:17:34,792 --> 00:17:36,793 and nothing works. 487 00:17:36,794 --> 00:17:38,143 Wait, what? 488 00:17:38,144 --> 00:17:40,580 You've always been so superior! 489 00:17:40,581 --> 00:17:43,583 With your career and your self-esteem 490 00:17:43,584 --> 00:17:46,151 and your child that respects you. 491 00:17:46,152 --> 00:17:48,022 So what if you're not addicted to pills? 492 00:17:48,023 --> 00:17:50,156 Do you think that makes you better than the rest of us? 493 00:17:51,331 --> 00:17:52,679 Go on. 494 00:17:52,680 --> 00:17:55,203 Everything I do just rolls off your back. 495 00:17:55,204 --> 00:17:58,250 When I started that rumor about Reggie cheating with Shakira, 496 00:17:58,251 --> 00:18:00,165 you didn't say a word! 497 00:18:00,166 --> 00:18:02,732 And when I said my birthday was a costume party, 498 00:18:02,733 --> 00:18:04,952 you just showed up as Jack Sparrow 499 00:18:04,953 --> 00:18:06,867 and enjoyed the party! 500 00:18:06,868 --> 00:18:10,131 And the other day when I said you hadn't aged, 501 00:18:10,132 --> 00:18:12,568 clearly calling you a vampire, 502 00:18:12,569 --> 00:18:13,917 you didn't even bat an eye. 503 00:18:13,918 --> 00:18:15,528 You invited me to dinner! 504 00:18:15,529 --> 00:18:17,312 Girl, you drive me crazy! 505 00:18:17,313 --> 00:18:19,532 Ugh! Ugh! 506 00:18:19,533 --> 00:18:21,186 Oh, my God! 507 00:18:21,187 --> 00:18:25,016 The high road can be diabolical. 508 00:18:26,975 --> 00:18:29,368 Grace and poise, Brina. 509 00:18:29,369 --> 00:18:31,239 Great game, Reg. 510 00:18:31,240 --> 00:18:33,111 Too bad someone's gotta lose, right? 511 00:18:36,332 --> 00:18:38,507 So-- 512 00:18:38,508 --> 00:18:39,639 how my ass taste? 513 00:18:39,640 --> 00:18:40,640 Bad! 514 00:18:41,990 --> 00:18:43,904 Bye, kids! Stay in school! 515 00:18:43,905 --> 00:18:45,253 Mwah. 516 00:18:45,254 --> 00:18:46,733 Peace, y'all. 517 00:18:46,734 --> 00:18:47,865 We out. 518 00:18:50,216 --> 00:18:51,216 Hey, Coach. 519 00:18:51,217 --> 00:18:52,347 Ugh, what? 520 00:18:52,348 --> 00:18:53,392 It's over. 521 00:18:53,393 --> 00:18:54,741 Go home. 522 00:18:54,742 --> 00:18:57,004 Uh, but camp isn't supposed to end till 4:00. 523 00:18:57,005 --> 00:18:58,398 We want to keep playing. 524 00:18:59,573 --> 00:19:00,877 For real? 525 00:19:00,878 --> 00:19:02,705 Even though you lost by a lot? 526 00:19:02,706 --> 00:19:05,055 And disappointed me, your hero? 527 00:19:05,056 --> 00:19:06,231 It was still fun. 528 00:19:06,232 --> 00:19:08,537 I've never been on a team before. 529 00:19:08,538 --> 00:19:09,886 I got a shirt! 530 00:19:09,887 --> 00:19:12,715 And I've never seen this much grass before, 531 00:19:12,716 --> 00:19:14,718 or those really big grasses. 532 00:19:15,763 --> 00:19:17,372 Do you mean trees? 533 00:19:17,373 --> 00:19:18,765 OK, yeah. 534 00:19:18,766 --> 00:19:21,028 Let's keep playing. 535 00:19:21,029 --> 00:19:22,770 But first, huddle up. 536 00:19:26,426 --> 00:19:29,602 Nah, this is not for that. 537 00:19:29,603 --> 00:19:31,081 Turn the cameras off. 538 00:19:31,082 --> 00:19:33,128 Great. I'm gonna go get drunk. 539 00:19:36,566 --> 00:19:37,827 Ah. 540 00:19:37,828 --> 00:19:39,873 Ahh, what a match, eh? 541 00:19:39,874 --> 00:19:42,005 I mean, the plays! 542 00:19:42,006 --> 00:19:44,138 I couldn't pick a favorite, so don't ask me. 543 00:19:44,139 --> 00:19:47,011 Just good, good football. 544 00:19:49,405 --> 00:19:50,927 Some have suggested 545 00:19:50,928 --> 00:19:53,930 I was less than professional today, 546 00:19:53,931 --> 00:19:57,412 but I have nothing to apologize for. 547 00:19:57,413 --> 00:20:01,329 I said at the outset I was looking for action, 548 00:20:01,330 --> 00:20:02,765 and, well... 549 00:20:02,766 --> 00:20:04,464 I want to thank you guys. 550 00:20:06,292 --> 00:20:09,555 For the past 20 years, thinking about football 551 00:20:09,556 --> 00:20:13,298 has made me think about what was taken from me. 552 00:20:13,299 --> 00:20:15,300 But what I thought I'd lost, 553 00:20:15,301 --> 00:20:18,781 and what you guys are just now finding, 554 00:20:18,782 --> 00:20:20,435 it can never be taken from you. 555 00:20:20,436 --> 00:20:22,045 'Cause it's here. 556 00:20:22,046 --> 00:20:24,178 And being a part of a team? 557 00:20:24,179 --> 00:20:25,701 Ooh! 558 00:20:25,702 --> 00:20:27,964 It's the greatest feeling in the world. 559 00:20:27,965 --> 00:20:29,531 That's my fire. 560 00:20:29,532 --> 00:20:34,188 And you guys have reignited that here today. 561 00:20:34,189 --> 00:20:36,104 You may hug your hero. 562 00:20:38,324 --> 00:20:40,107 What a beautiful moment, 563 00:20:40,108 --> 00:20:42,457 caught by our own "AM New Jersey" cameras. 564 00:20:42,458 --> 00:20:45,330 And how about that Reggie Dinkins? 565 00:20:45,331 --> 00:20:47,984 Maybe he deserves a second chance after all. 566 00:20:47,985 --> 00:20:49,552 Right, Jerry? 567 00:20:51,380 --> 00:20:52,641 Maybe. 568 00:20:52,642 --> 00:20:53,860 Well, I am-- 569 00:20:53,861 --> 00:20:55,340 I mean, that was good, right? 570 00:20:55,341 --> 00:20:56,819 You didn't mean for anyone to see it, 571 00:20:56,820 --> 00:20:58,430 so people know it's genuine, 572 00:20:58,431 --> 00:21:00,997 and now Jerry Basmati said on TV 573 00:21:00,998 --> 00:21:02,172 that you deserve a second chance. 574 00:21:02,173 --> 00:21:03,696 That's exactly what we wanted. 575 00:21:03,697 --> 00:21:05,088 We know all that, Rusty. 576 00:21:05,089 --> 00:21:06,525 Let the moment happen. 577 00:21:06,526 --> 00:21:08,135 I grew up with, like, ten brothers, OK? 578 00:21:08,136 --> 00:21:09,876 I have a need to fill silences. 579 00:21:09,877 --> 00:21:11,921 Up next, a famous rock-and-roller 580 00:21:11,922 --> 00:21:14,097 may not be who he claims. 581 00:21:14,098 --> 00:21:17,362 Is Bon Jovi's Jon Bon Jovi actually just 582 00:21:17,363 --> 00:21:21,366 Perth Amboy native John Francis Bongiovi? 583 00:21:23,586 --> 00:21:24,934 Good night, everybody! 584 00:21:24,935 --> 00:21:26,415 Good night!